Running away from dogs- the FUN way to fitness.
How to say "Death to America!" in Arabic
How to say "Death to America!" in Farsi
Chat up line- guaranteed results!
I agree with Abu Hamza- up to a point
Like a trouser, yet not a trouser
The modern UK: glue sniffers; drunken harpies
Which Spice Girl would you eat first?
Breaking news! John Lennon shot!
Man, that's what I call real coffee
Woman says her best friends are cats
Your child is an illiterate cabbage
Most of the world's problems still caused by Britain
I am opposed to the hacking off of heads
When you sleep on the "cheap" bed, you will feel it is too bad
They're making great strides in China
How to win a fight with Marvin Hagler
I just want all the people and animals in the world to be happy
The British public are deeply stupid
It's not my real ladder- it's my step-ladder
Capricorn- beware of falling masonry
If you don't clear off, I'll set the dogs on you
King of the blogs competition!
Iraq- it's all a matter of perspective
Vibrating ab-belt changed my life
This training day is as welcome as a cockroach in my salad
If you don't clear off, I'll set the dogs on you
Don't kill yourself- it's a beautiful world
My iPod is a glorified herd of cows
KILLER FACTS!
Killer Fact! (quality of life index)
Killer Fact! (British National Party)
Killer Fact! (Brazil, World Cup)
Killer Fact! (Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, Engels)
Killer Fact! (Suicide bombers)
Killer Fact! (Australian women)
Killer Fact! (The Evil Castro)
FOOTBALL
People who like football should be put in boxes and bulldozed into the sea
HOAXES
Letter to bank
NORTH KOREA
Billy Graham's gift to Comrade Kim Il Sung
The time I saw a woman get savaged by a bear
I MEAN IT (SERIOUS POSTS)
TEACHING ENGLISH
LITERATURE
Your severed foot would look good on my coffee table
MISC
Al mout li Amreeka- Death to America!
Al mout li Ingiltra- Death to England!
Al mout li Tony Blair- Death to Tony Blair!
Click back next week and I’ll tell you the Arabic for "Moderate progress within the bounds of the law."
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