Running away from dogs - the FUN way to fitness.
How to win with women
I am opposed to the hacking off of heads
Chat up line- guaranteed results!
How to say "Death to America!" in Arabic
How to say "Death to America!" in Farsi
Jennifer Lopez has been shot!
Violent Britain
I agree with Abu Hamza- up to a point
As I ate the tomatoes I wept
The modern UK: glue sniffers; drunken harpies
Which Spice Girl would you eat first?
Man, that's what I call real coffee
Woman says her best friends are cats
The British public are deeply stupid
Most of the world's problems still caused by Britain
When you sleep on the "cheap" bed, you will feel it is too bad
They're making great strides in China
Buddha joke 1
Buddha joke 2
Thinking about Buddha jokes
Round beds, mirrored ceilings
I just want all the people and animals in the world to be happy
My favourite liberal
The world's worst poet
It's not my real ladder- it's my step -ladder
Hong Kong not going soft
Apology of the week
Economics news- aaargh!
Singapore is pathetic
Trivia corner
Another atrocity
Capricorn- beware of falling masonry
If you don't clear off, I'll set the dogs on you
Towards the Ubermensch
Comment would be superfluous
King of the blogs competition!
Philatelic philippic
Iraq- it's all a matter of perspective
Thinking about reality TV
John Lennon has been shot!
Vibrating ab-belt changed my life
This training day is as welcome as a cockroach in my salad
I'm sick of this country and its stupid taps
Oral!
Rodents for Hitchens appeal
Islamic Banking
How would you like to get your hands on my dong?
Don't kill yourself- it's a beautiful world
My iPod is a glorified herd of cows
Was Che Guevara a hero?
The Jews made a clean getaway
Britain's Unfunniest Comedian
Murdering politicians is as American as apple pie
If Kerry got death threats from The Guardian, he'd probably soil himself
Professor Krugman, struck by a pie
This "election" in our revolted colonies is essentially a form of treason
Hitchens' double bluff irony impasse
TEACHING ENGLISH
Your child is an illiterate cabbage
Stopping Hitler at Munich
I hate teaching English
Like a trouser, yet not a trouser
The British Council- at least it's not run by a drunk
Teaching English= non-academic sub-adult clowning
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
Gaza
Brazil
Venezuela
Italy
Hong Kong
HOAXES
Letter to Gunsmith (1)
Gunsmith (2)
Gunsmith (3)
Letter to bank
Letter to the Polite Society
Letter to the Thames Valley Police
Open letter to Meatloaf
COLOMBIA
Shut your cake hole, you lunatic
Count me out
Why I don't take drugs
Express Kidnappings
Someone is getting mugged
NORTH KOREA
Kim Il Sung's birthday!
Billy Graham's gift to Comrade Kim Il Sung
North Korea job offer
The time I saw a woman get savaged by a bear
Addio Amore, Addio Razza
Kim Jong Il wouldn't do that- it's irrational
If London is still standing in 2020, I'll eat my hat
SPORTS JOURNALISM
People who like football should be put in boxes and bulldozed into the sea
Please hit our fans with clubs
Baseball is idiotic
I love Brazilian Ultimate Fighting
PALESTINE
A night out in Gaza
The time I worked as a film censor in the Gaza Strip
Someone threw a bomb in our garden
It is high time Mr Arafat made up his mind if he is going to live or die
Israel's wall
Meet the Arafats
I MEAN IT (SERIOUS POSTS)
Crime in New York city
Was the US behind the coup in Venezuela?
Was the Venezuelan referendum fraudulent?
Venezuelan referendum (2)
LITERATURE
Your severed foot would look good on my coffee table
MISC
List of Chinese disasters
Suicide statistics
Survey: Britons marginally less unpopular than the French
Arab Americans
KILLER FACTS!
Killer Fact! (Brazil)
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Killer Fact! (The Evil Castro)
RUNNING AWAY FROM DOGS- THE FUN WAY TO FITNESS
How can you lose weight fast ? Which sport burns more calories per hour than any other? Swimming? Jogging? Aerobics? In fact, it is none of these. The best sport for weight-loss, muscle tone and the cardio-vascular system is Running Away From Dogs .
Which is why we at the Sports Science Labs of the University of Nebraska invented the Tunnel of Dogs. It couldn't be easier. Simply wait in the tunnel till the dog appears, then run for your life. When you have completed the requisite number of laps a net comes down, ensnaring the hound and saving you from a savaging. Never has losing weight been so easy.
Send us details of your heart-rate, body fat and medical history, and our experts will select the right dog for YOU . The dog is carefully weighted to match your overall speed and fitness. As you improve, simply remove the weights and the dog becomes progressively faster. Before the dog is released it is put in a cage and taunted. It is poked repeatedly with a stick until it is absolutely livid. Then, and only then, is it released to chase you. With its snapping jaws only inches away from your arse you will run like never before, knowing that it will sink its teeth into your soft flesh if you slow down for even a second.
If you are interested in Running Away From Dogs write to Dr Herman Van Loon at the University of Nebraska, enclosing a medical certificate and your favourite tie.
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HOW TO WIN WITH WOMEN!
What is the scent women find most attractive? Musk? Pheromones? Eau de Cologne? In fact, it is none of these. The smell that really gets them hot is the smell of CASH!
Dr Herman Van Loon of the University of Nebraska has dedicated his life to isolating scent particles from dollar bills, and has now developed CASH!, the only aftershave made with real money. Wherever you go you'll be followed by the mouth-watering aroma of greenbacks; she'll find you attractive, but she won't know why.
To find out more about CASH! write to Dr Van Loon at the University of Nebraska, enclosing a pre-paid envelope and your favourite tie.
Hunting debate- vote now!
KILLER LINKS!
The Big Lychee
Hemlock's Diary
Gweilo Diaries
Flying Chair
The Shaky Kaiser
Simon World
Ordinary Gweilo
Fumier
Seelai
Discombobulated
Spirit Fingers
What am I doing here?
Peking Duck
The marmot (Korea)
...more soon
The Land of the Dingo:
TonyT (Virutally unintelligible to non-Australians)
The famous yobbo
Tim T (Achtung! Contains nudity)
Tim Blair
Currency Lad
Mud Island
Normblog Boris Johnson MP
Lenin
Dead Men Left
Doctor Vee
Bint Magazine
Ang
Apostate Windbag
Squander2
Chris Lightfoot
Shot by both sides
Semi-skimmed
I Love Everything
In the Aquarium
Dismo
Albino-Neutrino
Revolted Colonies
Florida Cracker
Vice Squad
People's Republic of Seabrook
Alicublog
Oregon Commentator
...more soon.
Know their onions:
MaxSpeak
Brad Delong
LINKING POLICY: If you link to me I will link back, even if your blog is complete tripe.
If you gave me a link and I still haven't linked back, why not send an email to bitch at me? Emails should be headed "It's just so unfair ".
EMAIL: harryhutton01 (at) yahoo (dot) com
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Different ways Shakespeare said, "You can't judge by appearances" .
Spice Girls debate- have YOUR say!
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